Someone take me on a cute date


Brand New - Sic Transit Gloria
east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

your graduation - modern baseball
Anonymous asked: "UHM WHAO HOLD UP you're actually completely flawless and gorgeous and hella funny and beautiful and great and everything lovely in the world o k"

Omg ily ~ xox


Car ride on the first day of school
Anonymous asked: "Ur so fucking gross. Yiure ugly and fat and u try so hard to pretty n unique with ur hair and makeup but honestly no its not working ur still jisg another slut no guy can ever love."

Oh wow

I cat imagine what I did to deserve Matt, but gosh golly he’s the bees knees

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