Someone take me on a cute date
east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
Anonymous asked: "UHM WHAO HOLD UP you're actually completely flawless and gorgeous and hella funny and beautiful and great and everything lovely in the world o k"
Omg ily ~ xox